Everywhere I look people have their heads down, consumed by whatever is on their phones, not paying attention to the world around them. Maybe if Rachel had been more aware I wouldn't have been able to surprise her so easily. I mean I'm not exactly a ninja over here. But alas, she gets herself snatched and trussed up.

Rachel fusses about on the floor, and maybe she could have escaped, but I come back and retie her more securely. Is she upset that she's been captured? Or maybe it's just because she doesn't have her phone on her anymore. You ever seen the withdrawal people go through when they don't have their phones? Why, I had to tie her up for my own safety!